A submariner's son

On monday afternoon during what was supposed to be nap time I listened to my son playing in his room and once again I was suprised and laughing my ass off. This is the adventure I eaves dropped on.

"Get dressed"
"Go to store"
"I be back"

"AAAOOOOGAA. . .AAAOOOOGAA. . .DIVE. . .DIVE"

I swear it's moments like that that make me wish time would stop

Where does he get these ideas you ask???

Bathtime